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My phone rang this morning on the dresser while we were all sitting in the living room watching cartoons with Evan and checking our email and stuff. Since I didn't answer, I heard the Motorola "missed call beep" a short time later. I had a new voice mail. I was kind of concerned. Who was calling at 9:45 on a Sunday morning? I did have an appointment this afternoon to replace a faulty wireless router for a client; was he calling to cancel? This is where everything goes down hill real quick. It was a pre-recorded message telling me some b.s. website to visit for the latest stock picks that are expected to have up to 750% growth. Great! Now I am getting spam recordings on my cell phone. Now I am fully expecting messages to save on my meds and increase my manhood. At least our phone plan has free incoming calls. Damn!